… so I find it kind of hard to blame a woman in Arkansas who accidentally served kids at her daycare windshield wiper fluid instead of Kool-Aid. Of course, she can’t be the sharpest knife in the drawer if she’s stupid enough to put wiper fluid in the fridge in the first place.
But still. Some of the Kool-Aid colors look positively radioactive. I seem to remember one that was the color of antifreeze, so it seems entirely logical that one could mistake a household chemical for a kiddie cocktail. And if an adult can make that mistake, how many clueless kids have been bamboozled?
If the color of some of these drinks doesn’t worry us, the names of the flavors should at least give us pause: Purplesaurus Rex… Eerie Orange… Scary Black Cherry? If you buy into that, you’re just asking for trouble. Oh Yeah!