Some Australian scientists are freaking out about camels and say we’ve got to start eating them. Apparently, there are about a million feral camels living in the middle of this sunburnt country and they’re wreaking environmental and all other kinds of havock.
I’ve done my part to help the cause this year, if purely for selfish reasons since I get perverse pleasure in trying new and somewhat shocking foods. At the Prairie Hotel in Parachilna, South Australia (a full review is coming one of these days) I sampled camel mettwurst on a pizza, and a camel sausage from the so-called Feral Mixed Grill Platter.
Let’s just say that both the camel mettwurst and camel sausage had an interesting texture– not quite as toothsome as I’d like. I asked the woman serving us about the camel and she told me it’s a very lean meat (i.e. tends to be tough and somewhat lacking in flavor), which is probably why it ends up ground into mince and stuffed into a sausage casing with some added fat and seasoning. From what I’ve had so far, I wouldn’t line up for more.
But here’s the rub. These feral camels could cause quandongs to become extinct! They’re out there in the desert eating this beautiful, tart red fruit and I’ll be damned if they’re going to deprive me of the pleasure of a this quandong pie from the Stone Hut Bakery when I want one:
Oh. That. Pie.
The quandong filling is really tart on its own, but with a bite of that shortcrust pastry and the cream– it’s a taste trifecta.
So feral camels take notice.* Quandong-loving Aussies have put a bounty on your head. We’re going to find a way to cook you so you’re palatable, and then we’ll chase that camel steak or roast or sausage or whatever we turn you into with a quandong pie. Now that would be a just dessert.